When my Uncle Mort draws a bead on topics, he redefines "random." He's as likely to converse about frogs "belly-bouncing" into his favorite fishing hole as he is about whether there's life in distant galaxies.

Recently, he targeted a favorite snack, Graham Crackers.

His latest query may justify placement at or new the top in his ongoing state of "wackiness." (Remember, he once questioned whether Joyce Brothers and the Smothers brothers were related.) This time, he asked if I thought that Graham Crackers were intended to honor one or two late Grahams-or perhaps both.