It has been my policy-whether speaking or writing-to avoid "bathroom humor," and I shan't abandon it now.

"Bathroom truths," however, sometimes are warranted, but stopping well short of calling "a spade a spade." Perhaps the following account will entertain some readers, but for me-the victim-there was little to laugh about.

"B" will stand for bathroom, and "TP" for, well-what the letters have always stood for.